Chinese farmer Hao Xianzhang has perfected the process of growing pears inside Buddha shaped plastic molds.
Don’t stereotype us and then complain if we stereotype you.
actually this is the “my daddy pays for everything and ive never had a job GO Greek!” outfit.
The “My name is Preston, and I enjoy roofie-ing girls with my best buds and wearing matching sweaters” look
The ” I’ve never been with a black girl before haha” look
The “I’m drunk on somebody else’s PBR, when are you gonna play some Imagine Dragons, brah?” look
The “My Best FRiend Is Black. I Forgot His Name and Don’t Invite Him to My Neighborhood Though” look
The “I Crashed the Car My Parents Bought Me and They Got Me a New One the Next Day” look
The “Wait, Your Parents DIDN’T Give You a Yacht for Your 16th Birthday?” look.
The “Im a finance major but even if I flunk out my dad is gonna hire me” outfit
The “I watch every American Pie movie and snort $200 worth of coke every day, because I am their demographic and I don’t even know what that word means, and it’s not gay if another dude sucks your dick as long as you don’t suck his dick. It’s only gay for him” ensemble.
I have a knot in my throat and tears in my eyes. I just want to be perfect, happy, and everything someone wants..maybe even needs? But I guess doesn’t everyone strive for that at some point in their lives.
Midnight thoughts (I won’t do this again)
All relationships that are meant to last become a construction zone from time to time.
I really love that this has so many notes yet still has the original caption. It warms my heart. <3